My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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