Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
