So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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