check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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