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And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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