What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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