Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
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Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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