you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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