I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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