Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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