That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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