i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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