I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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