we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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