No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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I queefed so loud it echoed.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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