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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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