He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I got chris browned last night
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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