In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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