Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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