all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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