why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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