i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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