Whod you bang
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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