he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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