By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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