Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
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What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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