Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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