also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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