We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
How's work?
Spinning.
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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