it's too hot outside to masturbate.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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