So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Randomize
