Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
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I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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