Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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