You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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