That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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