Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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