they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You're a waste of cheezeits
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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