Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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