I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
She bit a glass in half.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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