I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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