my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I think a kid would responsible me up
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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