I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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