Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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