ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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