I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
