Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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