weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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