You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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