what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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