I hate all girls vehemently.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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