There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Randomize
