so explain again why im purple
no
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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