dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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