yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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