OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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