what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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